It’s been a while, and for good reason. Internet entertainment is an all-time low and so my motivation is low. What has the internet done for me lately?

I’m not saying I’m better than you, I’m just saying that most blogs are just regurgitated reblogs of other blogs which are just LOL pics and Mean Girls quotes. So peace out Tumblr or whatever you hetero people say. 

You, I’m guessing, are not an idiot or someone who has no sense of humour. So I’ll assume you get that the things the Odd Future boys say are basically a cuddly cartoon monster saying “Aargh, I’m evil!”. He doesn’t mean it, he’s playing. He’s saying things to reflect his over-the-top emotions; just like Slayer. If you don’t get that, you’re only seeing what you want to see. 

Here’s a quote from one of you dumb-asses writing for NME: “(Tegan and Sara song) is infinitely more persuasive, eloquently written, and reasoned than anything Tyler will ever write” 

Who doesn’t love Lizzy Caplan?

Even the Nazis can’t do it.

BE YOUNG AND SHUT UP

Girls will lower their standards 20%

Free Climbers: their dicks are small but their balls are huge.

Killing animals is only wrong if you don’t match it with the right leggings.

The fashion police only have authority between 10 and 37 degrees celsius, which is why January is full of people like this…

I don’t wish all girls were California girls, I don’t think my crotch could handle it.

Punk didn’t die. It just morphed into the least punk thing you could imagine.

The camera adds 10 pounds. I had to take her picture or she would’ve died.